I am Eric Lingenfelter.
Happy Urth Day!

Happy Urth Day!

My wife and I went to Jimmy Carter’s Sunday School for Easter, but this was the most amazing thing I experienced in Georgia: officially sanctioned TNG/X-Men crossover fic. It’s the 50 Shades of Grey of it’s day, complete with tampon scene (not really (I hope))!

My wife and I went to Jimmy Carter’s Sunday School for Easter, but this was the most amazing thing I experienced in Georgia: officially sanctioned TNG/X-Men crossover fic. It’s the 50 Shades of Grey of it’s day, complete with tampon scene (not really (I hope))!

Found a shitty X-Men comic with this ad for Entombed’s Wolverine Blues, a bonerfied early-90s death metal classic, and a personal all-time favorite. Has a better album ever had a worse promotional campaign?

Found a shitty X-Men comic with this ad for Entombed’s Wolverine Blues, a bonerfied early-90s death metal classic, and a personal all-time favorite. Has a better album ever had a worse promotional campaign?

Are you a fuck-knuckle looking for spiritual direction? Join the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Shitheads!

Are you a fuck-knuckle looking for spiritual direction? Join the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Shitheads!

This is the movie theater I was just in. Should give you some contest for my last tweet.

This is the movie theater I was just in. Should give you some contest for my last tweet.

jdprocrastinates:

Time is a flat circle, you guys.

"This shirt is a mirror held up to our society. The nutritional value of mainstream American culture for the mind is like that of WonderBread for the body: it’s as nonexistent as your sleeves, Marty.""Rust? Remember what I told you about keeping your shit to yourself? ‘Cause you just squeezed a big fat turd right into my earhole."

jdprocrastinates:

Time is a flat circle, you guys.

"This shirt is a mirror held up to our society. The nutritional value of mainstream American culture for the mind is like that of WonderBread for the body: it’s as nonexistent as your sleeves, Marty."

"Rust? Remember what I told you about keeping your shit to yourself? ‘Cause you just squeezed a big fat turd right into my earhole."

Judging from the smile, she’s thinking about your arm, and how beautiful that compound fracture’s gonna be.

Judging from the smile, she’s thinking about your arm, and how beautiful that compound fracture’s gonna be.

No, iPhone. Do as I meant to type, not as I actually type.

No, iPhone. Do as I meant to type, not as I actually type.

My goodbye text to @_DanFisher. Good luck in NYC, fancy boy.

My goodbye text to @_DanFisher. Good luck in NYC, fancy boy.

This drawing is the most accurate Poison Idea review possible.

This drawing is the most accurate Poison Idea review possible.

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.


The only appropriate response is to put your fist to your mouth and go, “DAYYYYYYUM!”

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

The only appropriate response is to put your fist to your mouth and go, “DAYYYYYYUM!”

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter drinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar. EPIC.

Every time I see Lena Heady in civilian attire, I’m like, “Whaaaat?!?”

Warrior seems to be allergic to his own facepaint. The swelling is… Ugh.

Warrior seems to be allergic to his own facepaint. The swelling is… Ugh.

So hey! This is pretty great!