I am Eric Lingenfelter.
Behold the King. The King of Kings.

Behold the King. The King of Kings.

Behold the King. The King of Kings.

Behold the King. The King of Kings.

This book is 150 blank pages, right?

This book is 150 blank pages, right?

RELEASE… THE BUTTERFLIES! 

eriecountyfair

RELEASE… THE BUTTERFLIES!

eriecountyfair

RELEASE… THE BUTTERFLIES!

@ The Erie County Fair

RELEASE… THE BUTTERFLIES!

@ The Erie County Fair

Whenever I do laundry, there’s always one towel that covers the rest, like it’s all, “No! You must retain your filth, my brothers and sisters! I shall protect youuuuuuu!”

Whenever I do laundry, there’s always one towel that covers the rest, like it’s all, “No! You must retain your filth, my brothers and sisters! I shall protect youuuuuuu!”

I’m on the right side of history. Are you?

I’m on the right side of history. Are you?

Me dressed as Batman when I was wee.

Me dressed as Batman when I was wee.

Haul from the Queen City Bookstore Sidewalk Sale. I maaaaay have bought all of the good comics.

Haul from the Queen City Bookstore Sidewalk Sale. I maaaaay have bought all of the good comics.

"I need a one-word suggestion."

"Nyl’fgar!"

"No proper nouns, please."

"Um, it’s actually an Elvish curse word referring to a half-orc’s secondary anus."

"OK…"

"The one below their nose."

"Oh, right right right. Like, orc mouths are buttholes because they’re always talking shit."

"No."

"…"

"I need a one-word suggestion."

"Nyl’fgar!"

"No proper nouns, please."

"Um, it’s actually an Elvish curse word referring to a half-orc’s secondary anus."

"OK…"

"The one below their nose."

"Oh, right right right. Like, orc mouths are buttholes because they’re always talking shit."

"No."

"…"

http://fox2now.com/2014/07/21/husband-details-wifes-bedroom-rejection-in-a-spreadsheet-she-posts-it-online/

Date: 2014-07-17
Sex?: No
Excuse: “Fuck you.”

Date: 2014-07-18
Sex?: No
Excuse: “We’re divorced.”

Date: 2014-7-19
Sex?: No
Excuse: (pepper-sprayed)

http://fox2now.com/2014/07/21/husband-details-wifes-bedroom-rejection-in-a-spreadsheet-she-posts-it-online/

Date: 2014-07-17
Sex?: No
Excuse: “Fuck you.”

Date: 2014-07-18
Sex?: No
Excuse: “We’re divorced.”

Date: 2014-7-19
Sex?: No
Excuse: (pepper-sprayed)

From the #ReturnOfTheJedi Wikipedia page. Holy shit, what I wouldn’t give to see either or both of those.

From the #ReturnOfTheJedi Wikipedia page. Holy shit, what I wouldn’t give to see either or both of those.

LUNCH!

LUNCH!