Godzilla, Lobo, Evel Knievel, Robocop, Bigfoot, Jason, Aeon Flux, KITT, The Tick, The Road Warriors, The Punisher, Hellboy, and The Savage Dragon.

This is the best piece of fan art I’ve seen since The League of Extraordinary Gentlepersons.

Um, you can eat ANY pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, guys.

I want this thing. I would carry it proudly.

Someone at the C of JC of LDS, LLC has a sense of humor.

Not gonna make it to the show tonight guys. Maybe Dario can MC.

On a more serious note, why haven’t we done comedy at Pandaman yet? This place is cool.

I know Quiet Riot isn’t exactly Napalm Death, but saying they’re softer than fucking LOVERBOY shows that you know less about music than a deaf baby who was stillborn before the invention of Gregorian chant.

tastefullyoffensive:

rachelfershleiser: Bookseller humor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Literal LOL!

kadrey:

Why yes, Videodrome does have a novelization.

She did it for, like, a quarter of the movie and then died.

VIDEODROME

One of Henry VIII’s helmets, or a sculpture of Theodore Roosevelt’s secret hybrid ram baby? If it’s the latter, it must’ve been a ROUGH RIDE! Huh? Huh? Yeah.

…?!?

thelucyrainbow:

publius-esquire:

Founding Father Pin-Ups, 2nd Ed.: Tread on Me

Franklin FTW

Yeah! Get it, Franklin! Point those gouty toes!

HE FEARS NO MAN

HE FEELS NO PAIN

IT’S VADER TIME

If this does shock you, you may want to read the newspaper more than once every 25 years.

My grandma getting me Michelangelo’s autograph. It happened.

Also, note how they misspelled his name on the sign. Today, this would get you eaten by a pack of feral nerds.

oldgamemags:

Yum, Flesh Feast!

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I ripped this ad out of every game magazine I had when I was a kid because it gave me nightmares. I was pretty wimpy.