Every time I see this picture on Netflix, I’m like, “Ugh. WhatEVER, show. Get over yourself.” Then I watch something else.
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
Nature is fucked up, man.
Little known fact:
The actor who played Krazy 8 is actually Swamp Whatsit, the youngest child of Swamp Thing.
His costume was a bodysuit made from the flesh of a real Albuquerque meth dealer named Tip Top, who Vince Gilligan personally killed with a poison-tipped blow dart to prevent unnecessary skin damage.
Like crime fiction and/or sci-fi and/or super black comedy? Try this. I just finished it, and now I have a new author for my list of favorites.
Message from Pastor James Manning: Obama has released homo demons on America’s black men and women (Found at Matthew Paul Turner’s blog; For more info, visit Joe. My. God.; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/391261170/pastor-james-manning-calls-president-obama-a)
After the homo demons are done taking your man - which you should really read as a favor, because why would you want a gay husband, straight lady? - could you send them over to our new apartment? We could use a second opinion about how to arrange our stuff.
'I like death metal'
Oh cool r u into bolt thrower?
NO GUTS NO GLORY.
my teacher is an alien
I devoured all these books as a child. I thought they’d be wacky alien adventure stories, but they’re more like Baby’s First Leftist Manifesto. Scarred me for life in all the right ways.
oops I went on a rant
The hammer. She is dropped.
Ok. I tweeted a couple of snarky things about Mr. Ramis, so now it’s time for something nice.
Egon Spengler was my childhood hero. I had vague aspirations to be a “scientist” back then. I was going to invent a flying car that could run on water in my parents’ basement, where I’d live forever, because why move? All my toys were there! And it was all because Egon showed me that being a weird nerd was the coolest thing ever.
Obviously, since I’m writing this from my desk at my day job and not from a vacation home cabin that I built at the peak of the mountain of cash my sweet-ass flying car raked in, that idea didn’t pan out. But the weird nerdery stuck, and that’s pretty cool.
Miss ya already.
After reposting that piece on Japanese internment camps in WWII, I wanted to say that if we’d like to foster a global environment where “good” will prevail over “evil,” it is critical that we acknowledge the sins/crimes/mistakes of everyone involved, most especially ourselves. Is it good that…
Can I favorite this a million times?